Happy New Year - Again

Want to know what i did this Australia Day?

My non-Australian family had our traditional brunch with our non-Australian friends. There was the usual eggs, bacon, sausages, fried bread AND toast, and croissants. We ate a lot and then we were stuffed and laying on the couch, too full to do anything else.

A few hours later when we had recovered sufficiently, all the kids decided to put on some tattoos of the Aussie flag. There were 8 tatts in total, so we could each have one on each shoulder or toe, or butt cheek, wherever we decided to put it.

My sister brought over wet paper towel and we started putting them on. I placed it carefully on my skin so it was the right way up, and not crooked. I carefully held it in place and put the wet towel on so it could soak in and do whatever it had to do. I carefully counted to 20 seconds and then took the paper towel off.

Carefully, I peeled the backing off so it wouldn't smudge - and realised I hadn't taken the plastic cover off!

Damn!

The tattoo had stuck to the plastic intsead of my skin, and completely wasted it. Only I would be stupid enough to do something like that.

So we laughed hard about it, and my friend offered her other one to me. I carefully peeled off the plastic and put the tattoo on It was a complete success, nothing to it. I was starting to feel pretty confident with my tattoo-putting-on skills so I started my other tattoo.

I counted for the 20 seconds, and then took the backing off...only to see - I had done it again!

I LEFT THE PLASTIC COVER ON AGAIN!

Not only I did it once, but I did it twice!

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On a completely unrelated topic, this was heard on the new that night

"...and the celebrations here have been big in the city centre on this New Years Day...uh..or rather, Australia Day"


So what did you do on Your Australia Day?