Free Publicity To All, And To All A Good Night

As i was talking to my friend over messenger.

i was talking to mum the other day

"Did you find your dictionary?"
"Nah, i just borrowed Hannahs"
"well at least you can order the new edition for next year"
"Maybe. But if i find it lurking in my locker then I won't. 'New Edition" probably means a different cover. Either that, or it has the definition for 'Emo' in it. And EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT EMO MEANS"

giggles from both ends

- we were on the phone by the way.

haha we didnt actually have giggles coming out our butts

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once i spend a whole friggin hour convincing my blonde friend that she was wrong, and that crunchies are blonde on the outside. so i cant possible be a crunchie

"see amy, crunchies are yellow on the outside. the chocolate is on the outside, and chocolate is....oh shit"

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"I got my picture taken with santa and fi today. I swear he sneaked a peak down my top"

"OHMIGOD horny santa!"

"He is. He loves his hoe's. Geddit!! Ho ho ho, merry chrismas?? He's not allowed to say it anymore though . It's derogitory to women, and scares children. instead, imagine a santa going ha ha ha with an evil grin.... can't imagine that being scary.

-silence-

"He has to say Ha Ha Ha now."

"WHAT! Ho Ho Ho was ALWAYS his thing"

"I know! Who cares about skanks and whores. It's free publicity!"

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"Yeah the Asian wogs are hilarious. Aways are. You see them walk around school in their a crunchy nut clusters and cant help but laugh."