My sister, Hannah, is a gymnast, and is always upside down, back to front or inside out, one way or another. (she can do some really odd things!)
One of the rare occasions where we wern't fighting, she wanted me to do some handstands with her. She was trying her hardest to be quiet, as she was already supposed to be in bed, so we decided to go into my room, where there was a bit more space to do them.
I was still scared of hitting the walls though, so she told me to do a handstand leaning against my bed. It took a while, concidering I am a lot taller than the bed, and when I am against it, it doesn't support all of me.
We were having a good time and laughing like crazy when i started falling backwards. Her, being too small to catch me, she started shooting instructions at me!
"Quick! Shuffle your feet forward!"
I collapsed into giggles, shrieking,
"Which way are my feet???"
By this stage she was snorting with laughter too.
"I meant your legs! shuffle your legs!"
As i landed on my head, slipped sideways, twisted my body around - all in slow motion, of course - i ended up upside down, and lay there for a while, in a heap, shaking with laughter, while Hannah managed to mumble out, with tears streaming down her face"
"Hands! Meant...hands....forward."
All of a sudden, the monster, Mum, stormed in, her face bright red
"GET TO BED NOW!"
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If your name is bob, you have the potential to typo your name into boob or somthing.
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Do you reckon if you chopped my head off, I'd be one of those headless chickens running all over the place?
Do you want to try?
Sure. Because then i wouldn't have a throat. And then i wouldn't have a sore throat.
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